(Source: sandandglass)
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne)
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man
this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet
