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danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

bootygame-toostrong:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

I just watched this 4 times

sybris:

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

love this

sybris:

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

love this

pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

skyyskipp:

This is the single most disturbing fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten.

skyyskipp:

This is the single most disturbing fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten.

ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping